Saturday, 9 August 2014

THE 16 FASHION DISASTERS THAT WOMEN COMMIT!


Here is a list of certain common fashion bloopers that ladies commit, which are so basic, yet huge disasters...


 1. Figure Hugging Clothes: - Unless you are a girl who is perfectly slim, avoid figure hugging clothes! Trust me; they make you look fatter than you actually are! & they also make your bulging out stomach & bulging out waist more clearly visible! You look like an equiangular equilateral circular hexagon! (Yes, I meant it all TOGHETHER)




 2. Double Animal Prints: - Animal prints are an in thing now & they sure look sexy at its peak. But one animal print apparel at a time is just enough & about! Pairing two or more animal prints together doesn’t look good - at all & it also spoils the zing of it. So all of you who go overboard with animal prints, hold. We understand your fetish, but an animal print top with animal print jeans coupled with animal print stiletto, that is taking it far too much! You are a girl, not a fancy-dress tigress

        3.Obvious makeup: - This one is the most common faux pass of fashion! Wearing excessive makeup that is clearly visible. You can make out obviously that the lady has applied tones on Compaq & kgs of concealer & her lips have been specifically outlined with a liner! Do you all such women not look into the mirror & see what the world can, at glance see!


       4. The “Oh-So-Cool” Look: - This one is my favorite type of worst & can definitely win the “Most Annoying Attire” award.  The nastiest part is that everybody keeps following it- from girls to ladies. & everybody looks equally vexing in it! Wearing Jeans, with a short,  fitting Tee shirt, coupled with a pair of converse! HORRIBLE! Ladies, you look bad! No other word! Just BAD! It looks like a gaavthi person...a female who just came to a metro city & wants to show off her modernism!

        5. Wrong Footwear:-
5.1 Wearing Key-toes with Salwar Kameez: - Ok girl, I agree that key-toes are really really comfortable, especially if it is a rainy season or if you have a lot of travelling to do. But really, wearing those key-toes with Indian wear would be extending that a bit too much!
5.2 Wearing Socks & Sandals: - Unless you are suffering from cold feet syndrome or any condition that requires you to keep your feet warm / covered, never ever wear socks & sandals together. It is as bad as wearing monkey caps in public!
5.3 Wearing sneakers / Converse with everything: - They are comfortable & you love them. But wearing them with everything is a definite NO!


6. White Eye Liner/ Kajal: - Kareena Kapoor endorses it, doesn’t mean it looks good! Girl, everything looks beautiful on screen, but neither are you on screen, nor are you a Kareena Kapoor! White Kajal, or whatever you would call it, just looks too Vampirish!


7. Wearing Accessories with Western Outfits: - Seriously funny! If you are wearing formals or western outfits, you are not supposed to wear those long dangling ear rings with them! Or wearing bangles with tee shirts! You are just NOT supposed to! Go minimal with the accessories! If you can’t avoid wearing them, at least wear tiny studs instead of those dangling ones! Will make you look a lot dapper!


8. Long Skirts with Full Sleeved Tops: - It’s a straight NO! Long skirts are designed to make you look decent the classic way & trendy, together! A Long skirt coupled with a full sleeved top looks bad. Especially if the top is a medium or long lengthed one. Full Sleeves with a Long skirt feels like gulab jamun with lasagna. Just not the right combo!



9.  Excessively worked-up attire: - Heavily embroidered glittery clothes coupled with excessive jewelry! WORST COMBINATION EVER! If you are wearing such extreme glossy glittery typical Indian Anarkali, you can spare us with some decent, toned down jewelry!


10. Sleeveless:- OK, I do not mean wearing sleeveless is a fashion disaster, but it can be divided into further sub- types, so I thought it would be better to caption it as Sleeveless. So, here we go:

10.1     Fat Women: - It looks really bad on fat women. Because sleeveless bares your arms completely, which aren’t really sexy to look at, & you end up looking bulgier! But as the definition of “Fat” varies from person to person, I leave it upon you ladies to decide whether you fall under this category! But sleeveless is definitely something for the toned up arms!
10.2 Unshaved Underarms: - Disgusting! Women wearing sleeveless with unshaved underarms are the most disgusting species ever! If you are a woman, you shouldn’t have even one single visible hair there if you are wearing a sleeveless top!
10.3 Peek-a-Boo Inners: - Ladies, if you are wearing a sleeveless kurti or top or whatever, see to it that your inners don’t play peek-a-boo out there! I agree it’s in fashion, but that is when you are wearing a cut sleeve or thin strapped tank top or the same! Not when you are clad in a kurti or a casual top! Then it just looks WEIRD!


11. Excessively bright clothes: - Though neon is in, it doesn’t suit everybody & every occasion. & if not paired with the proper denims or shorts or leggings, they look disastrous! Also, if you are a dark skinned female, please do not try neon’s. No racism here, but just not a good idea!



 12. Messy Hair: - Messy buns & messy plaits are in fashion, not messy hair! Your hair is something that   should always be in place & properly combed! & clean! Your hair should be always be properly combed & in place. Not unkempt! Especially girls, ditch that clutching up hair style, unless you are in a too hot climate!
  
13. Backpack with Indian wear: - Kill yourself! Carrying a backpack with Indian outfit is too bad! I do not even feel like specifying anything else here!


14. Unshaved Legs: - Wearing skirts with unshaved legs is disgusting than the word disgusting! You are a lady & you are supposed to keep it clean! Being a girl myself, I understand that being clean 24X12 isn’t possible, but my point here is, at least take the efforts to shave it off while wearing attires that do or might reveal your legs!



 15.Leaving your Long Hair Open:- If you have really long hair, which are not properly cut in any certain shape, please do not leave them open! I agree you have lovely long hair & you wish to flaunt them, but if that is the case, please give them a good cut- say a layer or a step or whatever. But DONOT leave them just completely open if they are nothing but long unshaped, unset hair.

 16. Improper Inners  : - The last, but certainly not the least. Rather the most important of all. Wearing an improper or ill fitting    can be catastrophic! No exaggeration! Wearing an ill fitting bra- be it too loose or too tight or improper size will shatter your look completely. Also, wearing an improper one can mar it too! Extra padded or extra push ups look excessively wannabe & definitely NOT sexy! A bit of enhancing is always good, but faking is not what is required! Also, wearing a bra  that is clearly visible or excessively cupped is such a homicide!



These are the most common Faux Pass that ladies make! Keeping a check of them can certainly help you look prettier than you are, coupled with classiness!
I am no fahionista myself. I am just a common girl like you all out there. But these are certain things that can definitely enhance your look.
So, be ready to rule the world with these simple tips & tricks!


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